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David is a Sigma

David is a peculiar man with abilities similar to a chimpanzee with massive jumping abilities and strength not physically capable to a man. He also posses smarts comparable to a early einstein. With all of these godlike skill he still manages to be a humble man and mogs the fuck outta everyone.
Kingston: Yo David I didn't know we had gym together
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma
by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025
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David L

A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.

Yours mathematically,
V
ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
by V Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 3, 2025
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David Goggins

Yure Gail Laurent: Yo? Is that David Goggins?
Yale Gail Laurent: Yeah!
by CimmerisIsm February 11, 2025
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David Laughlin

I fucking beautiful man wanted by the FBI. Also a fortnite skin
David laughlin can stretch my pussy until it explodes
by laughlin lover February 18, 2025
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David Rong

look! there's a David Rong in the sky!
by the fuckin king February 21, 2025
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