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Rule #3:16

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.
I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.
by StillATriumph August 20, 2016
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Old Yeller Rule

Old Yeller Rule is when something or someone has to be taken out back and shot, for something extremely cringey.
Bro, josh is into furries, his parents should have did the Old Yeller Rule a long time ago.
by Titan_ March 27, 2021
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4-5 Rule

If you partake in a cheating activity during the hours of 4-5 am or pm it is not cheating. If it starts one minute before 4 or ends one minute after 5 it’s cheating.
Her: Did you cheat on me?
Me: No it was during the 4-5 rule

Her: Oh good
by 987654321!!!! April 29, 2019
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72 Hour Rule

The 72 hour rule is in reference to the amount of time you are supposed to wait to contact a girl, after you have had coitus.
The purpose of the 72 hour rule is to have the girl lose feelings after you muck her barn so you don't have to have any awkward conversations and you wont directly have to be a dick to her.
The 72 hour rule was first implemented by Jesus Christ, who waited approximately 72 hours to rise from the grave after everyone though he had been killed.

-48 hours is not near long enough as the girl you fucked might still be holding out hope.
-96 hours is too long as what you are doing becomes too obvious and she doesn't need to know what you are doing

On the first day she will still have strong feeling
On the second day she will be sad you ghosted her
On the third day she will just be pissed off

This is why we use the 72 Hour rule.
Guy1: Bro, did you fuck her last night?
Guy2: Yah I think i’m gonna text her and tell her I don't want anything serious, but thats gonna be hella awkward
Guy1: Bro, Just do what my dawg Jesus did and use the 72 Hour Rule!
Guy2: Thats great advice! Thanks!
by JewЬоу33 January 26, 2020
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5 second rule

when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
by Winsi July 9, 2004
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30 Foot Rule

A rule that someone calls on a friend who is crushing/stalking/etc on a person he/she is sexually attracted to, but may have a different sexual orientation.
The rule states that the friend cannot be within 30 feet of the friend's crush until his/her sexual orientation is learned.
May have first been used in the film "Camp".
Ron-John is so cute

Sharon-I declare a 30 Foot Rule! John is so straight.
by RBPHMG June 11, 2012
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5 second rule

when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that
oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place
by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005
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