The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
by Bunsbish May 22, 2025

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*
by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021

A bullshit marketing term used by Apple to promote their iOS devices claiming the age of the personal computer is coming to an end.
by cyclist1 February 16, 2018

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
by chiefhub November 2, 2021

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021

Trump's-post-pivot-strategy
by It Tickled November 17, 2017
