The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.
"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)
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can also be taken literally, which means the person saying it needs a new fridge
(water is leaking from it, ofc its broken)
can also be taken literally, which means the person saying it needs a new fridge
(water is leaking from it, ofc its broken)
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Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!
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