The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.
by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020
Get the r/carsmug. 1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Car Washmug. Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
by Musho... October 11, 2020
Get the Car fishingmug. A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020
Get the Car crash carouselmug. Yeah
Yeah
Real Rx
I used to wake up in my room in the morning
Put on my dirty shoes in the morning
Heard momma crying last night
Think the lights finna go out
Only thing on my mind is hitting a lick
Her nigga in prison for doing some shit
Say I'ma go to prison for doing some shit
Only thing on my mind is booming a bitch
12 Stout Street, I hated that house
I had to learn early on bein' a man about
My momma ain't never buy me shit
I sold drugs and robbed for all my shit
Yeah
Real Rx
I used to wake up in my room in the morning
Put on my dirty shoes in the morning
Heard momma crying last night
Think the lights finna go out
Only thing on my mind is hitting a lick
Her nigga in prison for doing some shit
Say I'ma go to prison for doing some shit
Only thing on my mind is booming a bitch
12 Stout Street, I hated that house
I had to learn early on bein' a man about
My momma ain't never buy me shit
I sold drugs and robbed for all my shit
car
by realrx November 4, 2022
Get the carmug. A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.
by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020
Get the Car liberatedmug. New cars like Bugattis, Lambos, and Ferraris that have no history and are only for rappers and rich white kids.
by Camaro Cameron August 1, 2018
Get the Plastic Carmug.