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4 week rule

After coming out of a relationship. The time before you date anyone else
Damn i want to date cheryl but the 4 week rule
by TheHonestOne17 August 4, 2016
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fuck you rule

The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.
You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually it’s 2
You: the ‘fuck you rule’ states I’m right dickhead
by Wet chick July 14, 2019
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unlimited timeout rule

The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?

Boyfriend: Only two minutes.

Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!
by jonnywords December 7, 2010
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72 Hour Rule

The 72 hour rule is in reference to the amount of time you are supposed to wait to contact a girl, after you have had coitus.
The purpose of the 72 hour rule is to have the girl lose feelings after you muck her barn so you don't have to have any awkward conversations and you wont directly have to be a dick to her.
The 72 hour rule was first implemented by Jesus Christ, who waited approximately 72 hours to rise from the grave after everyone though he had been killed.

-48 hours is not near long enough as the girl you fucked might still be holding out hope.
-96 hours is too long as what you are doing becomes too obvious and she doesn't need to know what you are doing

On the first day she will still have strong feeling
On the second day she will be sad you ghosted her
On the third day she will just be pissed off

This is why we use the 72 Hour rule.
Guy1: Bro, did you fuck her last night?
Guy2: Yah I think i’m gonna text her and tell her I don't want anything serious, but thats gonna be hella awkward
Guy1: Bro, Just do what my dawg Jesus did and use the 72 Hour Rule!
Guy2: Thats great advice! Thanks!
by JewЬоу33 January 26, 2020
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5 second rule

when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
by Winsi July 9, 2004
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30 Foot Rule

A rule that someone calls on a friend who is crushing/stalking/etc on a person he/she is sexually attracted to, but may have a different sexual orientation.
The rule states that the friend cannot be within 30 feet of the friend's crush until his/her sexual orientation is learned.
May have first been used in the film "Camp".
Ron-John is so cute

Sharon-I declare a 30 Foot Rule! John is so straight.
by RBPHMG June 11, 2012
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4-5 Rule

If you partake in a cheating activity during the hours of 4-5 am or pm it is not cheating. If it starts one minute before 4 or ends one minute after 5 it’s cheating.
Her: Did you cheat on me?
Me: No it was during the 4-5 rule

Her: Oh good
by 987654321!!!! April 29, 2019
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