Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

keneno law

Keneno law states that once keneno starts running at you it is 100% over for your ass.

Did you study your keneno law?

by fatherbattyjacks December 3, 2024

Bagina Law

To restrict people from leaving a land.

Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.

by Angelwalking October 23, 2025

auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty

a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law

by User867593926 January 17, 2024

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

Bipat's Law

Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.

Bipat: X happened.

A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.

Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.

Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.

by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024