Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

Harry Church

Hot, sexy, big balls very sweet kind-hearted 6ft 8 and black

Person 1: Oh do you know a "Harry Church"
Person 2: Yeah I do they are so awesome and funny!

by BlackObama March 5, 2022

harry

Defined as the biggest roadman in Britain

road man harry will shank ur dug fam,

by butteredmuffinnumberwan June 29, 2022

Harris

The greatest last name you could ever have.

Harris can be the nicest and meanest girl you ever meet

by NiftyE January 29, 2020

Harry

Harry is the best guy you will ever meet. Whether he’s your bestie or someone you like more than ever he’s the best company and the loveliest guy out there. He always sees and cares for people and clearly does it out of his own intention. If you have a harry in your life, give him everything because he definitely deserves it

Iman: oh there’s this lovely guy I like called harry

Dad: let’s see
Iman: {shows photo}
Dad: my god harry, what a toff!!

by Daddy sunshine July 15, 2025

Harry Jarvis

A boy with an extremely small penis and who enjoys sex with small animals

Tom: Ron, whats what high pitched screaming noise?
Ron: Oh, dont worry, a harry jarvis must have found a squirrel,

by Sshdkdn November 22, 2018

harry c

long

harry c is long

by de mean April 30, 2019