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Chris crippin

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".
"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"
by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023
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Chris

One of the most kind and hansome people you'll ever meet.Chris is an amazing and friendly boy.He plays the guitar and likes martial arts.If you meet someone named Chris keep him,he will make you believe in love again.
Person A:Look Chris is comin'!
Person B:"Smiles"
by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022
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ball-less chris

a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller
person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong
by synonym!? March 14, 2022
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chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)
omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)
by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017
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Chris

He has a really big dick and is really cute, if he is your boyfriend you age very lucky. You dont treat him wrong. He is really good in bed as well
Chris is sexy
by Wayn ker December 4, 2021
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operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose
my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not
by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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