A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.
The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!
by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010
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Get the Three fingers up mug.a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010
Get the brown finger surprise mug.When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female
Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
by I Know Raunchy Terms November 13, 2009
Get the 8 finger dive mug.Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.
I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.
by db_astra1 January 25, 2011
Get the three finger diet mug.When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger
by futballa November 24, 2007
Get the two finger split mug.Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett May 25, 2007
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