hi

Hi is wat u would type when u r trying to get rid of some videos that ur parents would not like u too be on. It is a rush so u type the shortest word u can think of to make u look like an innocent little bitch.

"Oh no I have to make myself look as innocent as possible I must type "hi""

by Porn catcher January 24, 2020

Hi

You’ve probably looked up something really bad on here and then typed in ‘Hi’ to cover it up because someone just walked in.

*someone comes into room*
*changes search to hi to pretend you were searching hi*

by RandomWriter. August 8, 2021

Hi

Hshsh hi

Heheh hi

by #butterflyman November 21, 2021

Hi/Hey/Hello

Hello. Do you need a friend?

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

hi

You're either bored or you're typing this to see if your internet is working.

hi......error 403

by Spagootti February 8, 2020

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018