Happiness

The ability to be able to suck oneself off.

True Happiness.

by TheTableLeg July 19, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023

Happiness

Happiness is a feeling humans dont feel because there is no reason to anymore.

Sam: I'm so happy. I love happiness

Timmy: no you arent that's not a think
Sam: k

by Blu_Bear March 24, 2019

happy-go-free

means you go with whatever suits everyone

let's eat out at the chinese restaurant. do you want to?

I'm fine. I'm a happy-go-free kinda person. I'll go with the flow.

by lilmissnisi October 16, 2008

Happy Derpy

Phrase created by Pigstand Genie that can be both are a congratulations wish and/or insult depending on how it is use.

Happy derpy (username).
Well If that is not a happy derpy.
You are such a Happy derpy you are.

by Phynixcall December 22, 2022

Happiness

A fucking lie.

Happiness is gone

by KiritaKachi December 4, 2020

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018