hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.

Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"

by G Buck October 18, 2007

national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘

hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???

by sparklesn✮t January 13, 2023

recruitment hair

Stereotypical slicked back salesman haircut

Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!

by playaaa24 November 28, 2014

National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

by savethedinos April 21, 2024

Revenge hair cut

Revenge Hair Cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes

by Swim Coach Al April 01, 2020

Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.

By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.

by SmilinRic December 02, 2008

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023