Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 06, 2019

A Sam

Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.

"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam

by Coon36 July 06, 2022

A Sam

Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation

"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"

by Coon36 July 07, 2022

A sam

A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.

I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam

by RagTagPig October 30, 2020

Sam Seaton

Gay very gay

You stupid Sam Seaton

by Sam Seaton November 20, 2019

Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.

I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.

by Yetteus May 25, 2022

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017