Stump Hole Water

Another name for moonshine.

Hey Ed, gimme some of that stump hole water.

by Fernando22 April 19, 2009

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spring water vag

A vagina so fresh and so clean that it reminds you of glacial spring water. The differentiating factor between a clean vagina and a spring water vag is scent; a spring water vag has absolutely no odor where as a clean vagina has a very faint aroma of femininity (i.e. fish). Spring water vag cannot be obtained by cleansing - no amount of douching can return a seasoned vagina to the unadulterated state of spring water vag.

“Yo dude, what happened to you at the party last night?”

“Oh, I snuck out early with this hot little slut. She had the best spring water vag ever! I went to town for hours and not even the slightest off scent! Smell my hand! What do you smell? Nothing! She had the cleanest puss I ever tasted.”

by romeojul October 14, 2011

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Dipping it in Dirty water

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a grotty bitch, ie the sort of woman who leaves a snail-trail of cum where ever she goes as a direct result of her indiscriminate promiscuity. Leaving the "dipper" with the stigma of "dipping it in dirty water" and probably a venereal disease too.

"you slept with her!??!! I knew you had been Dipping it in Dirty water! she's a complete slut-bucket!!!"

by Char.donnay December 14, 2008

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muslim water balloon

While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.

person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!

by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010

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