"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
by China--man November 12, 2025
Get the Cobblers lawmug. Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-grandaunt-in-lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandniece-in-lawmug. Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
Get the Fivehead's Lawmug. "If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Staff-Availabilitymug. by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013
Get the Jake's Lawmug. My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the double-sibling-in-lawmug.