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Toxic Friend

a toxic friend is someone who manipulates you and wants to use you. sometimes for popularity. cliche movies and moms will say it’s because they are insecure and want to bring others down so they look better. most of the time it’s because they don’t like you and want to bring you down. they just kinda want you to feel less than what you are because they think you deserve it. you don’t. if ur friend is mean, bossy, manipulative, and controlling, drop them like a hydro flask♥︎♥︎♥︎
Victim: “she’s kinds mean. she gossips about me, and won’t let me do what i want to do.”

Friend One: “she’s toxic.”

Friend Two: “more toxic than the school food..”

Friend Three: “What a toxic friend!”
by ☺︎︎☺︎︎☺︎︎ January 10, 2021
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frogy friend

a title given to your very best and closest friend who understands and shares your broken humor of frog pics and facebook memes; a true aesthetic friendship
made a frogy cake with my frogy friend, might take it to a picnic later
by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021
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goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT
by Anyways_so January 19, 2021
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friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties
shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever
by litttnesss January 25, 2021
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Fake Friends

Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically.

A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
Example 1-

Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”

Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”

Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
by 1cy January 25, 2021
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model friend

That one person in a friend group who always looks like they're modeling for a magazine. They are very attractive and naturally photogenic but typically reject this, falsely claiming they're ugly.
1. They're so hot, they're like the model friend.

2. She always dresses to impress. Truly the model friend of our group.
by gay_baby February 27, 2021
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Sex Friends

Adjective

A step above a hookup but below friends with benefits

Normally followed post coitus with a high-five
Female #1 : "Hey, are you and ______ hooking up or friends with benefits?"
Female #2 : " No duh, we are just sex friends."

Example # 2

(Post coitus)
Female : " So... what are we?"
Male : " I think we are just sex friends..."

Female and male high-five
by TheShiveringPuck March 29, 2021
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