Laundry Day

the infamous day for when "Larry Stylinson", the secret relationship between One Direction's Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson come out. Dubbed Laundry Day after Harry Styles tweeted "it all comes out in the wash" back in 2014.

It's been long enough, I can't wait until the boys are finally free on Laundry Day.

by freddieismyqueenfan28 July 9, 2018

Sick day

A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms:
- sticky matress
- immense feeling of lazyness
- ability to not give a shit
- ability to let co-workers do their work
- enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year.
Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.

Where is ........ today? It's okay he is having another sick day.
Has he phoned in?
No, he has texted in though.

by darkfruits1 September 17, 2018

Man Day

Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.

"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"

by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010

seven-day

adj. Weak; lacking in strength or any substantial redeaming qualities.

Dude, you're an idiot. That plan is completeley seven-day!

by calihodian May 21, 2009

The Day Walker

A random male Goth of about 50 Years of age who always wears dark sunglasses, white foundation and has Dental alteration so that he has fangs. He hangs around with groups of teenagers in parks.

Joe: Hey... is that guy a pervert?
Jay: No, that's just The Day Walker... he thinks he's a vampire
Joe: So a pervert?
Jay: Yeah...

by Epic Ginge June 10, 2009

UwU day

Yes it’s UwU day, so write OwO on the front of your left hand 🤠

UwU day is the day 😎

by BobaIsGood October 19, 2019

Flip Day

A "holiday" (4/21) in which you're supposed to come to school dressed in women's clothes.

Person 1: Did you see Brian? He's wearing a short skirt, a lace top, and knee-high boots!
Person 2: Well, it's Flip Day, so whatever.

by blastocyst December 4, 2012