Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

Rainbow person

The person you love and that’s been there long enough to see both you at your best and worst. The person who criticizes you just because they want what’s best for you. You forever person.

“The love of my life, she’s like my rainbow person”

by Goofygoob May 31, 2023

person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

Indentured Street Person

The politically correct way to refer to a person who does not have a home also known as “homeless”

John Wood is an Indentured Street Person living under a bridge.

by Bobmisterr March 7, 2024

O.F. Person

a person that is popular and everyone likes them because no other person doesn't not like them.

They are just perfect!

You know that you are an O.F. person right?

Everyone likes you, you are an O.F. person.

by allinoneperson345 November 21, 2020

WiFi Person

This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.

- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?

- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.

-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…

by reptileprinz May 28, 2025

Person 23

Someone who is an illusion. You may see a crowd of 23 persons, but the 23rd... is Person 24.

Person 24: STOP THINKING IM PERSON 23 IM PERSON 24

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022