4 hair

He has only 4 hair. In regional language he is known as "Naalu Mudi".. Smartest Cutest Funniest guy you'll ever meet..

Person 1: Hey 4 hair.

Person 2: Wow you too know "Naalu Mudi"?

by 4hair November 23, 2021

Cabramatta hair

Bleached white hair on an Asian girl (usually of Vietnamese decent with tattoos). Known stereotype of the Cabramatta suburb of Sydney Australia. Short form: Cabra hair

Yo that girl is hot. Yeah but she's got Cabramatta hair

by Shityopants November 13, 2020

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 25, 2024

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 10, 2024

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 10, 2024

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 16, 2009

Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 24, 2024