bump cunts

a less scientific description of female-female tribadism often used by lesbian/bisexual women to indicate past relations had with another woman when talking about or introducing her

Jane: that was fun last night dancing with lucy
Fran: yeah we used to bump cunts
or
jane, i want you to meet lucy
Lucy: fran and i used to bump cunts

by ericartman October 5, 2007

gyspy cunt

An extremely rare version of women that completely engulf the term "cunt" and act like in a bitchy way over 99% of the time. Also can define any person whom you would normally call bitch, fag, douche, twat, whore, or asshole.

Derived from two terms: gyspy (from the early 2000s film Borat) and cunt.

Wow, my roommate stole all my Dunkaroo's and had sex with my girlfriend.

What a gyspy cunt!

by borattexas October 20, 2009

Cunting Oath

v. the act of promising to stay pure until your loved one gives up their cunt for you to go balls-deep in.

"I shall take a Cunting Oath until we marry so we may have amazing rough sex, m'love."

by Doctor Acula April 25, 2010

dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

cunt boggies

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as quimmets.

"Oh no Henry, I've got cripsy cunt boggies again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy cunt bogga!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Uber Cunt

Over or Above the standard level of Cunt!

Nerd: Im going to RAPE that hot chick today!

Awesome Guy: OMG that guy is a UBER CUNT!

by Hoppy Is Sexy! October 14, 2008

cunt tease

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.

Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.

by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006