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October 9th 

The birthday of prettiest bitches of all time! Katrine and Malin!
«In the summer time, I become a bitch
Person 1: Do you know what day it is today bro?
Person 2: No!

Person 1: it’s Malin and Katrine’s Birthday! October 9th!

Person 2: bro! Now I’m happy!
October 9th by Fryds April 18, 2019

October 9th 

The day to of the finest bitches was born!
Katrine and Malin
“In the summertime, I become a bitch”
Person 1: hey! U know what day it is?
Person 2: no bro!
Person 1: it’s Malin and Katrine’s birthday! October 9th!
Person 2: oh yeah bro! They’re some fiiine bitches in the summertime!
October 9th by Fryds April 18, 2019

october 19 

best day to get deadass drunk!
bitch was born on october 19.
october 19 by iamsonicee October 13, 2019

October 15th 

The day when Wadih is king. Wadih is a tiktok god and you must bow down to him if you see him in the hallway. This action shall give you tiktok fame and next time you open your the app you will have a million views.
Oh shit! It’s October 15th, I have to find Wadih and pay my respect to his greatness.

October 14

Today is the national Krunker day, i really hope everyone will play Krunker today without punishment
Mathias: *playing Krunker on October 13*
Teacher: *Beats him*

Mathias: *Plays krunker on October 14*
Teacher: *Sucks his dick*
October 14 by Ozzci October 14, 2019

October 18th

October 18th is international have threesome with Magnus and Didrik day.
Wax your vaginas.
Spread your legs.
Magnus and Didrik are waiting for you.
«I totally fucked the shit out of Magnus and Didrik yesterday.»
«Oh yeah, it’s october 18th, i’m totally ready to suck the shit out of Didrik and Magnus.»
October 18th by Magnus and Didrik October 14, 2019