by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021
When someone or something gets out of a uncomfortable situation really fast they Skert and Hit the Dab
"Damn, Kelly the other day was telling me about how her boyfriend wanted to Alabama butterfinger and so I Skert and Hit the Dab.
by calmdownitsjustcancer May 01, 2019
by Wookfoot710 October 11, 2017
by Dude 123456827359382837 March 01, 2022
The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!
Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?
by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019
so this is when for you are saying something “hit different” and it’s a type hitting different feeling that lasts forever... and when saying it makes it hit 10x harder trust me you’ll feel it
by r4tb!tch August 07, 2020