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Sam

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zi: "Hey sam."

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by susspie March 9, 2024
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Sam

Sam is a jackass simple jackass don’t ever trust a Sam with the name Sam Albert Grant 😁
Sam: Hi-
Stfu no owner will ever like you 😁
by Stfu Furries suck August 29, 2020
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Sam

Sam is just a in a constant state of depression and regretting past life decisions. He also has a small pp.
Sam is sad.
by Hellsbestdemon July 26, 2020
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Sam

An absolute simp that froths over every girl he meets only to cry in the corner when he needs to engage in conversation with them
If you want to get far don't be a sam - William Shakespeare
by MassiveCock.com June 11, 2021
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Sam Osgood

Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded
That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood
by Dickandcock February 8, 2024
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Sam

Sam represents a good, loving person. Sam is into building and English. You can always trust Sam, he is very cute, charming and always there for you. Literally, Sam would die for you. Sam always has a smile on his face and no matter how sad you are, he will turn your frown upside down. Sam absolutely loves acting and singing.
See that guy over there, I think he should be called Sam
by The best person in the univers February 3, 2019
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Sam

A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism
Sam is Samming
by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025
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