1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.
by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014
Get the poo statusmug. The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.
Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.
by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011
Get the Tonsil Poomug. by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012
Get the Poo-Poo Fingersmug. (noun)
ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o
The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.
ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o
The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.
“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”
by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025
Get the Pool-dle Poomug. by How gay art thow November 26, 2021
Get the pointy poosmug. by Wakey Wakey Lake and Bakey December 20, 2023
Get the Welpy Poomug. 