New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise

It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it

by The ant nerd December 7, 2019

Jake Paul

A famous Youtuber

An Youtuber who does anything for entertainment. He does what he does for the fans (Jake Paulers). Sometimes he has gone too far, and now he know it. People keep hating him when he is trying to rectify his mistakes.

Don't hate him, help him become a better person.

by Jake Pauer September 16, 2017

Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.

Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul

by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019

Paul

That kid that reads on the swing and falls off it backwards
Went to the hospital for a broken finger when he was lying on the ground with a “broken neck”
HIP genius
Giving Zenchang a run for his money

Did you hear about Paul?! He’s the guy most likely to break his finger on a swing.

Paul: I am genius since my hair is big.

Everyone: stfu Paul

by friend Name Last Name October 17, 2019

Act like paul Sataday

Act like Paul Sataday is a New Zealand spin off of the American show Saturday night live. Act like Paul Sataday however does not have structured sketchs in place like Saturday night live does, it merely has a bunch of people in a room taking cheap shots of anyone near by with the name paul were they try act like them in a sarcastic manner. Act like Paul Sataday debuted to New Zealand audiences on Tv3 earlier this year, it recieved critical success in which it scored a nine out of ten in the Tv guide. It came as a surprise to many that it had more viewers than the other most viewed show in New Zealand "Outragous Fortune". With the new show having been such a success there a rumours circulating of a new spinn off called Act like Aaron August which is set to start shooting late 2010 and is set to air in August 2011. Act like Aaron August will be all through August as opposed

Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.

** Example of a sketch on Act like Paul Sataday **

Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.

Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs

Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes

by Roberto Fury September 8, 2010

Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs

"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."

by Badunf February 5, 2017

Paul

Just having that name is an honor to be honest. Having That name probably means you are a fuckin beast and live at Athens usually called "o mpampa sou".

Anna: einai autos o paulos??!??
Akhs:nai mou gamaei thn aleksia kathe Mera Kai ama den stamathsw na lew Wei Tha mou xwsei mpounia kamia mera

by Pauloukos November 20, 2021