Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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can wastage

when a woman has nice size breasts but isn't interested in sex
Sally has nice cans but is asexual such Can Wastage
by dougie fire October 17, 2013
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I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)
Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !
by swag master josh April 03, 2013
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can of corn

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.
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Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
Hm oh sure
by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
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