Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly constructed fake story and poorly done hair weave.

Tony's been bucking Tasha on the side, but he told his girl Lynnie he's been helping his sick Mom, but his mom's been at work every day. He's gonna get caught. That's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

by Stellmar July 6, 2017

weave

fake hair.

The birds snatched my weave!!!

by !!@#@##### May 10, 2018

weave game weak

When you see someone with shiny combed brown hair in the front and then nappy un combed black hair in the back

Kierra- Girl...did u see Sierra hair
Brittany- Yes girl her weave game weak!!

by plug2021 April 16, 2016

bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Weave

Dodge

Bro did you see that weave john did to mike yesterday?

by Lisden November 11, 2021