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Vista

Some small ass city that's pretty ok to live in and hella foos be tripin and tryna catch a fade for any dumbass reason
by vistanigga September 17, 2019
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Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.
by Francoux October 24, 2025
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vista

1. Make your friend buy something to test out how bad it is before you buy it.

2. Use marketing to trick someone into buying an inferior product that they later regret.
Friend 1: "You should buy Windows 11, then I'll decide whether to buy it based on your review."
Friend 2: "I'm not letting you vista me again."

Friend 1: "Hey bro, how did you get a Wii?"
Friend 2: "I got vista'd."
by doenjangnam December 26, 2022
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Vista

Vista’s the type of person who’s creative and approachable. Their uniqueness is shown whether it’s through their personality or their appearance. They often may be seen as quiet or to themselves but can be pretty outgoing if they choose to be. Overall, Vista is a good friend and is someone you can count on.
Person 1: I met this person named Vista today, they were pretty nice.

Person 2: That’s such a cool name too, you’ll have to introduce me!
by iitzh November 23, 2021
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vista-ruptions

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.
Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!
by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025
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Pull a Vista

To make a mistake that'll make everyone pissed off; when something screws up to make you mad.
Ex. 1: NO! DAMN IT! Don't pull a Vista on me you stupid TV!

Ex. 2: FUCK! I pulled a Vista on my Girlfriend!
by JonZip July 10, 2010
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