Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
by imaliltpot August 13, 2015
A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
by ButFuggle April 16, 2020
One who cannot perform rudimentary tasks required by the position, content with sitting on their fat ass doing nothing, reading books and being so entitled to expect everyone else to do their job and take credit for it
by VanillaGreek February 07, 2023