"You're stupid and ugly. Life is meaningless. Give up hope."
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"
by Zeldas_lullaby March 29, 2015
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Get the love toy mug.A biodegradable environmentally friendly toy/snack that’s a perfect fit in any family. It has a place at both the dinner table and the bedroom.
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When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When are you moving Melinda in?
Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.
I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.
I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
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you dont want to be friends with a king toy.
you dont want to be friends with a king toy.
by Sam Cole June 23, 2008
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