Internet slang for angry and upset. An allusion to the fact that tears are salty. Very prevalent in some gaming communities, particularly those for fighting games.
by Volkenite September 22, 2015
Get the saltymug. A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.
by MsuButters November 25, 2014
Get the Salty Kermitmug. The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)
Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.
by PBE2 December 17, 2008
Get the Salty Benjaminmug. by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017
Get the a salty surprisemug. A term used to describe someone who is a bit of a thug and can carry on like a rude child. Usually uses words such as "rekt", "rko", "thug", etc.
by Boo.com August 14, 2015
Get the Salty dawgmug. Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.
After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.
by shocknawe December 2, 2009
Get the salty mitomug. A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012
Get the Salty Hammockmug.