When a girl uses her mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, omanko, and oshiri to bonk 7 guys and the girl resembles Azhdaha with the guys being the pillars.
by WizardxZhongli July 21, 2022
Get the Azhdaha Positionmug. Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
Get the John-positivemug. Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
Get the Piss Positionsmug. Positive sauce is ejected out of the male penis and flys through the air and pastes it’s self on to a partner(s) face.
Money Bunns: Oh you like it when I do this.
Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.
*Gives her all his positive sauce*
Money Bunns: You got it in my hair
Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.
Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.
*Gives her all his positive sauce*
Money Bunns: You got it in my hair
Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.
by Positive Sauce January 17, 2018
Get the positive saucemug. When you live in a country led by dictatorial government such as Iran, doing graffities and writing protest slogans on anywhere accessible to make the evil sink, is called positive vandalism
by Bedrockitis November 14, 2022
Get the Positive Vandalismmug. After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
by Barking Frog December 1, 2013
Get the positional amnesiamug. Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
Get the The WTF positionmug.