Slur Phase

The point of inebriation that immediately follows the “tingle phase” but precedes the “drool phase.”

“Affecting my slur phase is an absolute downer, like when I have to do work and stuff.”

by Vhbros April 1, 2021

. But eventually the word will phase from existence

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hey . But eventually the word will phase from existence

by carlos1248 August 7, 2021

Cornball phase

a segment of a person’s life where they’re just corny as hell cosntantly

“bro look at your old urban dictionary definitions

“that was my cornball phase im a changed man”

by TheEndDragon August 14, 2025

But eventually the word will phase from existence

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by ThatDog July 31, 2021

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

ghost phase

a completely natural, albeit uncomfortable, phase of courtship where a girl who had initially shown interest in a guy during the early talking stages, confusingly and often quite suddenly ghosts him. During this phase, which can last anywhere from a week to a couple of months, there is no communication by the girl to the guy in order for her to determine his level of interest. Very frequently she will ignore any attempts at communication, so much so that should the pair pass by each other, for instance in the dining hall of a college campus, she will offer an apathetic head nod or cold formal “hello”, and leave the guy scratching his head wondering where the hell he went wrong. The guy has 3 options from this point: 1) if he is very interested in her, he may continue pursuing her through this phase, and wait until the phase is over and she resumes normal communication, 2) he can attempt to turn the tables against her and ghost her (thus running the risk of the courtship fizzling out), or 3) he can decide to end his pursuit and move onto the next girl, thus simultaneously ending the courtship and ghost phase. If he has chosen option 1 and continues his pursuit through the ghost phase, he must realize that when the ghost phase eventually terminates, he has played directly into her hands, and she will highly likely utilize his interest to her advantage throughout the later stages of the courtship, throughout the dating phase, and, in due course, during the couples’ marriage!

Mike: sighs
Adam: What's wrong Mike?
Mike: I don't know... it's nothing really... it's just that Claire used to show interest in me but I think I may have blew my chances with her because she has suddenly started ignoring me.
Adam: What happened?
Mike: Earlier this morning, we passed by each other and she just gave me this weird glance and barely acknowledged my existence. I'm confused because she seemed interested up until this point. I'm trying to trace my steps to see where I went wrong.
Adam: chuckles There's no need for that. Trust me I've been in your situation before.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Adam: puts hand on Mike's shoulder It seems you have entered the ghost phase my friend, godspeed.

by theblackpirate July 4, 2023