Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

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Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.

Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"

by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017

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Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.

The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.

by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023

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working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able

Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?

by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021

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Subway and Chill

An event that occurs when you go to subway to grab you and your girl a foot-long, take it to your/her place. 5 minutes into subway and chill is when sexual behavior begins to occur.

bf: "hey girl, I just bought us a sub, wanna eat some subway and chill?"
gf: "ok, I'll get my clothes off"
bf: "why"
gf: "what do you mean why? You bought me a sub so we fuck now."

by Subway and Chill October 16, 2015

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