shite

A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.

Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"

by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021

yap o' shite

Talking a load of rubbish

She or he talks a yap o' shite

by manchesterlass August 1, 2011

web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008

Shite

A very irish way to tell people you need to go for a shit and if u do something wrong

‘Ah shite I’m after doin a shite on the floor’

by Lucas92 November 3, 2020

dry as shite

Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase

this is dry as shite

by MPJF September 7, 2005

Shite

Missile made of shit

'Shite launching in 3, 2, 1..'

by ur moms a shite November 1, 2022

Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025