shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

Lesbo organic shite

A lot of whole foods shit

Are you gay?
No but I buy lesbo organic shite

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 15, 2018

shite

Another word for the word "poo" in a slang, bri`ish way. A lot of blokes use this language out in the streets. Basically, that kid who always interupts you in a conversation. The are truly and utterly, a piece of shite

That guy over there is a real piece of shite.

by h4XL May 22, 2022

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

Shite

Leitrim

Fuck Leitrim they’re shite, Mayo is better

by Breadcicle September 29, 2021

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

Shite

A fun and effective way of saying shit

That guy is tweeting absolute shite

by Top memeulous fan April 21, 2020