salty

Internet slang for angry and upset. An allusion to the fact that tears are salty. Very prevalent in some gaming communities, particularly those for fighting games.

I got this sucker stuck in Wolverine's infinite in MvC2, and now he's all kinds of salty.

by Volkenite September 22, 2015

Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014

Salty Benjamin

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)

Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.

by PBE2 December 17, 2008

a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.

After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.

by shocknawe December 2, 2009

Salty dawg

A term used to describe someone who is a bit of a thug and can carry on like a rude child. Usually uses words such as "rekt", "rko", "thug", etc.

*Cooper kicks soccer ball near Isobel and almost hits her head*

"Cooper, you salty dawg!"

by Boo.com August 14, 2015

Salty Boul

Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.

Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg

Maxweel: Aiight duhh

*performs the soulja boy*

Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL

by Dat salty boul May 3, 2009