Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

Father Boris

A priest that is biased and isn't fair among people.
Prejudice of race, gender, or sex.

Why did you get that but I was told I couldn't?
Seems like he's acting like Father Boris to me

by Gazyoofder March 23, 2024

Boris' flame

The burning sensation when you piss.
Probally caught of Boris. gonorrhoea

Nadine has a bit of Boris' flame

by Monkeynumb July 8, 2022

Boris Special

When one consumes a large amount of bevvy and pisses their pants. This is usually at a friends house or in any setting.

"Lads, ive had a great night but ive completely pulled a Boris Special on your new sofa"

by Humo_sumo January 20, 2018

Borys

Borys is a very nice man and very handsome an girls like him a lot but deon is still better (sorry borys) He is the coolest guy and quite funny

Wow look at him he's such a borys

by shmuck1234 May 30, 2021

Bori Bumble

When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.

Did you hear about the new covid rules in last night's Bori Bumble?

by Biglock123 December 12, 2021

Boris

Boris is definition of sigma male. This guy have a big dick, he can fuck every girl he wants even your dad. You don’t eanna mess with him.

Boris is most beutiful on earth

by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021