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caeruleum testiculorum 

a really fancy way of saying "blue balls"
Nurse 1: a really creepy dude just came into the clinic, claiming to have "caeruleum testiculorum"
Nurse 2: a what now
Nurse 1: blue balls
Nurse 2: oh, i see; y'know i didn't brush up on my latin in ages, i should really do it
Nurse 1: yeah, i'd definitely recommend it
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De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
De-testiculate by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
De-testiculate by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024