Suburban-trauma

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.

A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”

by GenZgirl_slang April 27, 2025

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Suburban

A mysterious figure that is always hiding and can never be found. Think waldo.

Man, stop fooling around. We need to find suburban!

by Chord271 April 20, 2024

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

Suburban Roundabout

When you fuck all the soccer moms before the PTA meeting you’re at is over.

Dude. Reed just did a suburban roundabout.

by Jse71ig20 July 9, 2021