When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
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The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
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Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
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Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
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