Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 8, 2004

Chav speak

A strange form of communication, also known as BRAP!

Ite boyyyyyy, hows life down the east ghetto innit safe RESPECT! brapage! I is well up to date with the chav speak innit boy safe man wicked peace out!

by Gravesendboi March 8, 2007

speak on that

A phrase that entails the other speaker in the conversation to elaborate on their point. It is usually used to propel the energy of the conversation. Similar to the phrases "dayuum", "sheeeet" and "preach brotha"

"You're so fucking dumb that you think "Mytosis" is another way to refer to your own toes.
"ooooh damn speak on that"
"yeh"

by The main diddler November 25, 2013

speak-easy

smuggling liquor store (US slang)

This café is a former speak-easy?

by Valerius Baldwin January 12, 2008

L337 speak

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by Balltron8002 January 7, 2009

lil speak

The language spoken by rapper Lil Jon, lil speak consists mainly of three words...YEAH, WHAT, OKAY, and the ocassional LET'S GO! Lil speak is derived from the commonly spoken english language but it will soon be a universally spoken unilanguage.

Dave: You want to go get something to eat?
Tom: WHAT?
Dave: I said do you want to get something to eat?
Tom: WHAT?
Dave: Tom, are you deaf?! Do you want some fucking food?!
Tom: YEAH! OKAY! LET'S GO!
Dave: I hate lil speak. Damn you, Lil Jon! Damn you to hell!

by arel June 9, 2007

nco speak

When Non-Commissioned Officers of a military service make up words to sound educated, even though they clearly lack any sophisticated language skills.

This includes terminology such as Irregardless, which is now so mainstream that it appears in Merriam-Webster's dictionary despite the "Ir-" prefix acting as a negation, so the definition shifts to "not regardless" creating helpless confusion among any that actually know how to use English when this particular atrocity is used.

"Irregardless, you need to get that done, Private."

"I'm sorry, I'm an English major so I don't understand your NCO Speak."

by TheSpecialist October 16, 2013