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A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.
-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011
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Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!
Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!
by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021
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Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.
Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up
by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018
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shite

Another word for the word "poo" in a slang, bri`ish way. A lot of blokes use this language out in the streets. Basically, that kid who always interupts you in a conversation. The are truly and utterly, a piece of shite
by h4XL May 22, 2022
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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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Shite

A way to say you need to go for a shit or if you done something wrong
‘A shite I’m after doin a shite on the floor
by Lucas92 November 3, 2020
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News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.
Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.
by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020
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