BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.

Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."

by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022

FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!

A thing used to punish anti-FGers. This punishment causes the FG numbers to be unleashed and then jumpscare you at a random number of dB that is loud, and then forces you to love FG.

Teacher: Do not talk trash about Fictional Googology!
Some random anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
*the fictional googology numbers jumpscare Some random anti-FGer*
Some random anti-FGer: oh crap! I have been jumpscared! my b#lls hurt from my timbers beying shivered! Great. Just Great. Now i have to love Fictional Googology.

by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024

Fictional Googology Punishment

It's a thing used against anti-FGers; that punishment unleashes a random amount of FG numbers and jumpscares the living heck out of you at any high number of dB. and after the punishment, you will experience some symptoms such as: being forced to love FG, being forced to love BFDI, being forced to love Garrett, being forced to love autism, etc.

Teacher: Do not trash talk about FG!
Some random OWOT user/anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
* fg numbers jumpscare some random OWOT user/anti-fger *
Some random OWOT user/anti-fger: AH!!! F**K!! I GOT JUMPSCARED!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF!! MY B**LS HURT FROM MY TIMBERS BEING SHIVERED!!! Ah great, now i'm forced to love FG, BFDI, Garrett, and Autism.

by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024

Peanut butter punishment

To be striped down with your balls dipped in peanut butter. And chased by starving dogs.

Carlos fell asleep early at the function so he got the peanut butter punishment.

by Randy Laney June 22, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.

PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025