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National Grab-some-more Ass Day 

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
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National grab a boys ass day 

Same thing as "National. Grab a girls was day, but boys.
April 14th
National grab a boys ass day. Its the day you grab a boys ass.

National Grab your mans ass day 

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

National Grab A Guys Dick Day 

Girls grab guys dicks!!!!!!
Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!

National grab or slap a ass day 

National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!
Hey today is National grab or slap a ass day!

National grab ass and tiddies day 

April 13 is national grab ass and tiddies day. So grab that ass and dem tiddies. 🤪
Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”

National Grab that flat 🍑 day

Grab that flat ass boyss
look at that flat ass it must be national grab that flat 🍑 day