clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.
Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.
by TheWordDefiner69 November 05, 2013
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Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..
“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.
by Captn wizdom February 08, 2024
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maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.
to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.
by Baron Neville May 12, 2018
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Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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mango maggot

Trump and all of his trumptard followers. Mango because of his artificial color, maggot because they feed on rot.
Bruh, that dude is a mango mango maggot. He stinks.
by BornUSA February 23, 2025
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Cunt sucking maggot

Usually is a person you avoid your friends meeting and we call George Glass and actually doesn’t know how to suck cunt
by Titsmcgeeeeee March 04, 2019
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Maggot Cry

Maggot Cry: Means when you got some people you despise that beg to be in the same position as you in something when didn't do a thing to deserve it, making pussy-ass excuses and instead of attempting to evolve from their maggot state, they just act like total parasites, licking all the ass they can to avoid facing the responsibility and or consequence of their Actions, Like the Maggots they are.
from Classmates to youtubers
they will Maggot cry, specially on them cringy corny apology vids
by Kyled May 04, 2020
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