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Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.
Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
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Maggot

A term of endearment between mates in Australia - replacement for the term mate. Specifically used between Newmanites from Western Australia.
Maggot, what're you up to.
by Darrell Smith June 17, 2005
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maggot

1)A small person.

2)A common fruitfly

3)A person who is as drunk as hell

4)The English word for gusano

5)The thing Pein calls you and you have no idea why
What else do you need, maggot?
by NowBringIt February 8, 2013
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clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.
Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.
by TheWordDefiner69 November 5, 2013
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maggot breath

When someone's breath is so putrid that they might as well have maggots breeding in their mouth
by Bluesuade October 28, 2015
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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019
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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
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