by fuckyomum April 28, 2009

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank
All: wtf
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank
All: wtf
by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

by Ewicandwynne October 31, 2021

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.
Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.
by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.
by the jingles warrior February 16, 2024

"Jingling" refers to the action of inserting a number of objects in your rectum until it makes a "jingling" sound when in motion.
It was derived from people attempting to steal items from stores by placing them within their rectum.
It was derived from people attempting to steal items from stores by placing them within their rectum.
by ARSONGOOSE January 9, 2025
