Jesse shut up!
by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017
by I’m outside your house June 27, 2020
Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-
by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020
LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN GIRL AND MY NAME IS SPELLED JESSE WITHOUT AN I AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN DOG
by Daddy28;88485 April 15, 2019
My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!
Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!
by 025150 January 31, 2017
by Captain Ferret January 09, 2018
He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.
by Butter Beer Bender May 14, 2015