the internets

a phrase used by people unfamiliar with the internet. often these people are unfamiliar with its set up and use. can also be used by people when making fun of those unfamiliar with the internet

i used the internets this morning to find information on african swallows.

by Ro1280 July 28, 2005

Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Internet

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother

I Watch Pornhub On The Internet

by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018

Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.

John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?

by Nice Jim Cool February 20, 2014

Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.

I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.

by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017

The Internet

Society’s downfall.

The Internet will destroy the world.

by TH47 June 1, 2018