Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

Memory of a goldfish by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third 

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020